Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
Be nice to your kids . . . they’ll be the ones choosing your nursing home.
Speak softly and carry a big stick, you will go far.
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.
God is clever, but not dishonest.