I don’t know whether they should say “You have a baby” Or “The baby has you”. When I was born I was so surprised I couldn’t talk for a year and a half. All babies need a lap. Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. Stop trying to perfect your children, but keep trying to perfect your relationship with them. A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.

I don’t know whether they should say “You have a baby” Or “The baby has you”.
When I was born I was so surprised I couldn’t talk for a year and a half.
All babies need a lap.
Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Stop trying to perfect your children, but keep trying to perfect your relationship with them.
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.